I think if I found this on my windshield, I would simultaneously laugh out loud AND feel ashamed.

http://youparklikeanasshole.com/notices/notice_1.pdf

I'm DEFINITELY printing this baby out and keeping copies in the glove compartment. I can't tell you how many times a week I see single dudes driving pick up trucks, parking in the spots "reserved for mothers with infants." Next time, homeboys are getting SERVED!